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[Upstairs]

AWSOME

I love this animation and tried about 9 times to get a screenshot of the note you slipped in there. What did it say? I love this animation, and I love the song. And I have had King Bastard's MySpace on my friend's list for quite a while...

Five-Iron responds:

Ahh, the secret messege... I can't tell you, maybe someone will find it and they can post it:)

[Why there are no...]

Hm.

If I had a sense of humor I might have found that funny... if at the end it was a Nuva ring and they all died, because that would have been unexpected. But as it is, I'm just tired of seeing sexist crap. There are few sensitive men because viciousness and nihilism are seen as strengths in men, and feelings as defects. Only women are allowed to feel, and even then it is only so much as they are supposed to pretend like they are innocent. Gr. Yeah yeah yeah, I need to get a sense of humor... but I'm not happy with the state of the world regarding gender. And the people claiming to try and make it better are just as sexist as the people who make it a problem in the first place... wow this is all barely relevant.

whataboffin responds:

errr ookay, you do realise I am a man right? And as such I am making fun of those same gender sexism type of thing. In fact what I find most annoying is women saying they like "bad" guys and then date bad guys who then hurt them and be surprised that the "bad" guy hurt them and as a result blame all men. Now thats wrong.

[Showdown With Goku]

Nice

Where did that guy learn how to fight? Because physically he is in amazing shape, but his technique is horrible... as in, it looked like he had no idea what he was doing (no weight transfer, etc.). But at the same time, his body is highly developed, so to be honest, I am pretty confused right now. How does that work?

AerialNinja responds:

How observant of you. I am a circus performer who does trapeze and acrobatics. Although I sometimes do WuShu Kung Fu classes you are pretty much right when you say I have no idea what I'm doing. Well done :)

[Cupid's Last Stand]

Heyya.

Very good.

[Peoplemation: Trash]

That made absolutely no sense, and so...

YOU GET A PERFECT SCORE! GOOD JOB GUYS!

[Ruth's Valentine Tips]

You get a 10 because... KAHHHHHHHN!!!!!

I didn't think it was that hilarious, but it was pretty good. But then... KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!!! So you get a 10.

Wonchop responds:

:D

[Genevieve]

Excellent

I think the sound needed a little more work, and a few parts needed to be slightly more fluid, and the music wasn't up to par, but you as an animator and director did everything you could be expected to do. Overall, I have to say it was a very excellent movie and will definately have a permanent home with favorite's.

[God Damn Emo Kids]

Interesting.

What about the 30,000 people that actually do commit suicide in the US each and every year? Are you implying that they all faked their deaths? I think you forgot about those people in your animation...

[The New Guy]

You amaze me.

You are a class 'A' animator, and others should strive to animate on your level. I am amazed by all your work, and you should be extremely proud of yourself.

[Wacky Lesbian Hour: Ep 1]

What was that?

I am confident that anyone who laughed as the result of this movie only did so because homosexuality makes them nervous. There were no real jokes, the voices were poorly acted, and while I am sure you intended for it to make no sense it wasn't clever nonsense so much as just annoying noise. When I read the reviews I was actually shocked that anyone had anything good to say... then again, this is New Grounds... and there are lots of small children around...